I DO, I DO, I DO: Facepalm alert — Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be tying the knot in three, count ’em, three wedding ceremonies. RadarOnline dropped the exclusive, citing a source who said Wedding No. 1 will be a Southern California civil affair, and Nos. 2 and 3 will be French fandangos. The proud parents of baby North (nicknamed Nori, not sure if that’s better or worse) have been scouting locations across the pond for the May 24 wingding. And by locations we mean chateaus and other wallet-busting nooks. “It will be over the top,” said the source. File under: No Duh.
HE’LL BE BACK: Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of Ahhnold and Maria Shriver, has been hobbling around Santa Monica on crutches following surgery for who knows what. The medical backstory’s not now known, but the Daily Mail noted that the 20-year-old is set to star in “Scouts Vs. Zombies.” Can’t wait for that gem.
A LOT IN COMMON: Straight from the world of Who’da Thunk It, Tiger Woods and GF Lindsey Vonn are reportedly chummy with Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren and her beau, billionaire businessman Chris Cline. A source told Us Weekly that Elin, 34, and Lindsey, 29, have become “close friends” and the couples double-date.
HABIT-FORMING: Well, bless ’em — the Lifetime network is working on “The Sisterhood,” a reality show about nuns. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the show will follow five women living in a convent as they decide if they want to take their vows. We’ll have to wait a bit for Sister Mary Scenestealer — Lifetime is still finalizing the location.